We all know that Gene Simmons of the band KISS will stop at nothing to monetise his own success, but today he’s taken this to another level. Now, he’s monetising his death.
For just $100,000, you’ll be able to carry the casket with four of your friends once Simmons finally meets his maker. You read that right, you can be one of his pallbearers!
And if that wasn’t sweet enough, Simmons has gone a step further to monetise other aspects of his funeral. For a cheap $10,000, you’ll be able to give a speech at his funeral in a language of your choosing.
For $40,000, you’ll be allowed to perform one song during his funeral service from a pre-provided list of appropriate KISS songs. We don’t expect the song Somewhere Between Heaven and Hell to be on this list.
More about this sweet deal will be made available in due course, although it does all rest on when Gene Simmons will finally die. Time will tell.
