Music’s busiest journalist Nardwuar the Human Serviette has only gone and done the unthinkable!
In a brand new interview with rock legend Mick Jagger, the Canadian all-knowing, all-seeing expert gifted Jagger the full, unredacted Epstein files. As you may know, Jagger himself is IN the files, so imagine his surprise to receive an unredacted account of everything mentioned across some six million documents.
Among the mentions of Jagger in the Epstein files include multiple instances of his presence on Little St. James (the infamous island), as well as rendezvous’ with Bill Clinton, Disturbed’s David Draiman and KISS frontman Gene Simmons. Strong emphasis on the last two.
Asked how he got his hands on the files, Nardwuar quipped: “you’re Mick Jagger, we HAVE to know! Doot doola doot doo!” When pressed further on this by a member of Jagger’s security detail, Nardwuar repeated that it was his obligation to know everything there possibly is to know about Mick Jagger.
Whether or not the files will see the light of day through a new release by Mick Jagger himself remains to be seen, but I guess you can’t always get what you want.
