AI Band The Velvet Sundown Killed During Data Centre Power Outage Jack Parker·March 31, 2026In a development that feels both futuristic and deeply stupid, all four members of AI-generated band The Velvet...Satire·0 Comments·0
Jack Harlow’s N-Word Privileges Revoked Following Release of Monica Jack Parker·March 30, 2026It’s been an eventful year for rapper Jack Harlow. After claiming that his upcoming new album Monica was...Satire·0 Comments·0
All Things Loud’s 2026 Starting XI Jack Parker·January 5, 2026It’s the question critics and industry bigwigs ask themselves year after year after year: who is going to...Features·0 Comments·0
6 Songs We Can’t Wait to Hear at Rock Am Ring Jack Parker·December 18, 2025Rock am Ring is back in June for another larger than life edition (aren’t they all?). The German behemoth...Features·0 Comments·0
2025’s All Things Loud Song of the Year Jack Parker·December 11, 2025It’s raining lists! Earlier today we introduced you to the 25 best albums we heard these past twelve...FeaturesPhoto Reports·0 Comments·0
Album of the Year: Why Rosalía’s LUX is Our #1 Jack Parker·December 11, 2025Our album of the year is Rosalía’s emphatic, grandiose and staggeringly beautiful fourth album LUX. And although the...Reviews·0 Comments·0
2025’s All Things Loud Album of the Year Jack Parker·December 11, 2025It’s safe to say that the last year has been tumultuous for many reasons, but that hasn’t prevented...FeaturesReviews·0 Comments·0
GALLERY: Fcukers @ Paradiso Noord, Amsterdam Jack Parker·November 21, 2025Shot by Jack Parker....Photo Reports·0 Comments·0
Two Contrasting Evenings in The Netherlands With King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard Jack Parker·November 8, 2025There aren’t many artists who can follow up a rave performance with an orchestral reimagining of their already-diverse...Photo Reports·0 Comments·0
INTERVIEW: Water From Your Eyes on Science Fiction, Sampling & the Human Condition Jack Parker·September 29, 2025Back in 2023, New York duo Water From Your Eyes finally broke through on their experimental, avant-garde industrial...Interviews·0 Comments·0
The Velvet Sundown’s Dust & Silence: As Reviewed By ChatGPT Jack Parker·June 27, 2025We’re entering a dangerous era for music in which AI generated bands are subtly being forced into our...Reviews·0 Comments·0
First Listen Opinion: Benson Boone’s American Heart – All American, But No Heart Jack Parker·June 23, 2025Every so often, an artist comes along who is forced so intensely into the mainstream that their rise...Reviews·0 Comments·0
The Best Songs of 2025…So Far Jack Parker·June 6, 2025Christ, is it June already? As another year flies by, it becomes hard to keep track of all...New Music·0 Comments·0
REVIEW: King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard Fuse Orchestras & 70s Soft Rock on Phantom Island Jack Parker·May 25, 2025Last summer, King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard ditched the thrash metal mannerisms and electro experiments of their...Reviews·0 Comments·0
Ghost Kill the Dutch Disease in Amsterdam Jack Parker·May 9, 2025Who’d have thought that all it would take to kill the infamous Dutch Disease was a total ban...Photo Reports·0 Comments·1
