The Songs We Can’t Wait to Hear at Werchter Parklife Jack Parker·June 6, 2026Werchter Parklife is right around the corner, boasting a poster headed up by Linkin Park and Papa Roach,...FESTIVAL SEASON·0 Comments·0
MAD COOL 2026: The Five Hidden Gems You Need to Check Out Jack Parker·June 4, 2026There aren’t many festivals who can stack a line-up full of quality artists all the way from the...FESTIVAL SEASON·0 Comments·0
Six Artists We Can’t Wait to See at North Sea Jazz Jack Parker·May 15, 2026On 10, 11 and 12 July, the crème de la crème of jazz, soul, RnB and every sub-genre...FESTIVAL SEASON·0 Comments·0
6 Songs We Can’t Wait To Hear at Pinkpop This Summer Jack Parker·April 28, 2026Pinkpop Festival is back this summer, boasting a line-up bigger than big that features debutant headliners twenty one...FESTIVAL SEASON·0 Comments·0
Five Songs We Can’t Wait to Hear at Open’er Festival Jack Parker·April 10, 2026Always wanted to try a new festival on the European mainland but not in the mood for the...FESTIVAL SEASON·0 Comments·0
Struggling Music Venue Books Yet Another Tribute Band Jack Parker·April 1, 2026Yes, this is satire, but it also hits very close to home for most small venues. Support your...Satire·0 Comments·0
Nardwuar Gifts Mick Jagger the Unredacted Epstein Files Jack Parker·April 1, 2026Music’s busiest journalist Nardwuar the Human Serviette has only gone and done the unthinkable! In a brand new...Satire·0 Comments·0
Lars Ulrich Cast as James Hetfield in New Metallica Biopic Jack Parker·April 1, 2026Lars Ulrich is set to make his Hollywood debut as the lead in an upcoming Metallica biopic. The...Satire·0 Comments·0
For Just $100,000, You Can Help Carry the Casket When Gene Simmons Finally Dies Jack Parker·April 1, 2026We all know that Gene Simmons of the band KISS will stop at nothing to monetise his own...Uncategorized·0 Comments·0
Disturbed’s David Draiman Accidentally Donates $25,000 to Palestine Jack Parker·March 31, 2026Disturbed frontman David Draiman has accidentally donated $25,000 worth of royalties to a pro-Palestine aid charity. The Zionist...Uncategorized·0 Comments·0
New Katy Perry Album ‘California Gurls Go to Space’ Written Entirely Using Suno AI Jack Parker·March 31, 2026Katy Perry has commemorated her lacklustre journey to the edge space with a new album. California Gurls Go...Satire·0 Comments·0
AI Band The Velvet Sundown Killed During Data Centre Power Outage Jack Parker·March 31, 2026In a development that feels both futuristic and deeply stupid, all four members of AI-generated band The Velvet...Satire·0 Comments·0
Jack Harlow’s N-Word Privileges Revoked Following Release of Monica Jack Parker·March 30, 2026It’s been an eventful year for rapper Jack Harlow. After claiming that his upcoming new album Monica was...Satire·0 Comments·0
All Things Loud’s 2026 Starting XI Jack Parker·January 5, 2026It’s the question critics and industry bigwigs ask themselves year after year after year: who is going to...Features·0 Comments·0
6 Songs We Can’t Wait to Hear at Rock Am Ring Jack Parker·December 18, 2025Rock am Ring is back in June for another larger than life edition (aren’t they all?). The German behemoth...Features·0 Comments·0
