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We Asked ChatGPT To Write a Red Hot Chili Peppers Song And It’s Just As Bad As You’d Expect

Ok so look, the original point of this article was for ChatGPT to write a Red Hot Chili Peppers song on the assumption that it would be better than the real thing. But after six attempts we gave up and admitted that some turds just cannot be polished.

So without further ado, here is City Sway, as written by a fucking computer.

(Verse 1)
Underneath the sun-soaked sky, where the streets are alive,
We roam the boulevards, where dreams thrive.
Skateboards and guitars, tattoos and scars,
In this city of angels, where we play our parts.

(Pre-Chorus)
Life’s a hustle, but we keep our stride,
Through the grit and the grind, we ride the tide.
From the hills to the shore, we find our way,
In this concrete jungle, where we make our stay.

(Chorus)
Hey, hey, hey, gotta live it up today,
In this city’s beat, we’ll find our own way.
Hey, hey, hey, gotta seize the day,
With every step we take, we’ll find our sway.

(Verse 2)
We paint our stories on the walls of this town,
From the downtown lights to the outskirts’ sound.
From the roar of the crowd to the whispering breeze,
In the pulse of this city, we find our ease.

(Pre-Chorus)
Life’s a journey, and we’re on our ride,
Through the highs and lows, we won’t hide.
In the rhythm of the streets, we find our song,
We’ll keep moving forward, where we belong.

(Chorus)
Hey, hey, hey, gotta live it up today,
In this city’s beat, we’ll find our own way.
Hey, hey, hey, gotta seize the day,
With every move we make, we’ll find our sway.

(Bridge)
Beneath the stars, we’ll find our peace,
In the hustle and bustle, our worries cease.
In this city of dreams, where we make our mark,
We’ll keep pushing forward, through light and dark.

(Guitar Solo)

(Chorus)
Hey, hey, hey, gotta live it up today,
In this city’s beat, we’ll find our own way.
Hey, hey, hey, gotta seize the day,
With every beat of our hearts, we’ll find our sway.

(Outro)
In the pulse of this city, where we thrive,
We’ll keep living real, staying alive.
So let’s keep rocking, in this urban maze,
In this city of angels, where we spend our days.